Hello! I know you're all delighted to meet me. I can understand the feeling all too well.
I cannot really remember who I was before my terrible and unfortunate incident, but I was told that I was quite famous - as I can understand, since I'm so gorgeous and talented. My books are amazing, and I'm very proud of all the great feats I've accomplished. I feel like the world is ready for me again, so brace yourselves!
Disclaimer: This RPG character is taken from the Harry Potter series created and owned by JK Rowling (ie. it's not really Gilderoy Lockhart). No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.